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Journal Entry: Thu Nov 2, 2006, 10:45 AM
Euro-English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl!

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Doesn't really matter
  • Current Residence: A state beyond time and reason
  • Interests: Architecture, City & Regional Planning
  • Favourite movie: Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride, Metropolis, Goodbye Lenin, Der Untergang, anything by Tim Burton
  • Favourite band or musician: Rammstein, Laibach, Depeche Mode, Indochine, Apocalyptica, Silence, Fad Gadget
  • Favourite genre of music: Electro-Pop, Synth-pop, Industrial, experimental electro...
  • Favourite artist: Albrecht Durer, Andrei Rublev and Rembrandt
  • Favourite poet or writer: Wolfgang Goethe and Thomas Mann
  • Favourite photographer: Frederich Batier
  • Favourite style of art: Neo-Classicism, Realism
  • Operating System: The one I'm living under:D
  • Shell of choice: A hermit's
  • Wallpaper of choice: Retro-Euro
  • Skin of choice: Virtual
  • Favourite game: Chess
  • Favourite gaming platform: The Chess Board
  • Favourite cartoon character: Oom Pah Pah, Iznogud, Tintin...
  • Personal Quote: It doesn't matter how many times you fall; it only matters how many times you rise!
  • Tools of the Trade: Architecture

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Devious Comments

~akinosa:iconakinosa: Jan 25, 2007, 9:35:47 AM
thanks for the faves!:D cool gallery!

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yesterday is history, tomorow is a mystery and today is a gift, thats why they call it present.
~craitnag-folley:iconcraitnag-folley: Jan 18, 2007, 5:48:56 PM
thank you for that long winded chain that i've gotten in emails like a bazillion times
~tinekr:icontinekr: Jan 11, 2007, 1:01:43 AM Mood: Anger
Please, don't leave spam behind. :(
~Qzma:iconQzma: Jan 10, 2007, 4:31:14 PM
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter
from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,

this

really

works!!!!



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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!




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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to
your self 6 times!!




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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!



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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1special
person and say it to your self 12 times!!!


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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll down
focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.


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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.


After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what you
wished for will come true within in one week!


u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!















Keep going

down
















Keep going


















Keep

going













!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now pay very
close attention to this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters
that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you break this
chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories.


First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got
this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And
deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If
she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom
would be alive.



Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and
chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade.
The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.



Third Example:

Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a
quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he
had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a
smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled
a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64
and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day
his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.


Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only me.
We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat special
somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!


10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!


15 people- your crush will say they like you


20 people- your crush will ask you out!


25 people- your crush will kiss you!!


30 people - Your crush will have sex with you


35 people or more- All of the above!!




I NA KRAJU ZASTO SAM OVO STAVIO?!?! ZATO STO MRZIM TE STVARI I UVEK IH PRIJAVIM ADMINISTRATORIMA..ALI AJD NECU TEBE PRJAVITI JER TI JE DOBRA SALA U JOURNALU

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~catartica:iconcatartica: Jan 9, 2007, 1:20:35 PM
hey hello:D

i'm not a fan of those chain messages so, sorry, i had to hide it. thanks for thinking about me, by the way.

oh, and sorry but i forgot to wish you a happy new year!

goodbye and i hope to hear news from you soon:) no submissions lately?

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~DarkAkito:iconDarkAkito: Jan 7, 2007, 9:04:13 AM
me too :aww:

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PMS = :furious:

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~RaStKoRuZiC:iconRaStKoRuZiC: Jan 7, 2007, 8:03:08 AM
Lolz! Very neat... I just hope that that which I desire may come true too! ;-)

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"All those who wander are not lost."
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~DarkAkito:iconDarkAkito: Jan 6, 2007, 9:19:25 PM
yo, do this seriously, it's weird but it works.


most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter
from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,

this

really

works!!!!



*************************************************************




1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!




*************************************************************




2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to
your self 6 times!!




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!



-----------------------------------------------------------------------



4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1special
person and say it to your self 12 times!!!


--------------------------------------------------------------------



5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll down
focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.


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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.


After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what you
wished for will come true within in one week!


u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!















Keep going

down
















Keep going


















Keep

going













!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now pay very
close attention to this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters
that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you break this
chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories.


First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got
this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And
deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If
she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom
would be alive.



Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and
chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade.
The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.



Third Example:

Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a
quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he
had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a
smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled
a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64
and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day
his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.


Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only me.
We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat special
somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!


10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!


15 people- your crush will say they like you


20 people- your crush will ask you out!


25 people- your crush will kiss you!!


30 people - Your crush will have sex with you


35 people or more- All of the above!!

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PMS = :furious:

I :heart: :zombie:
~RaStKoRuZiC:iconRaStKoRuZiC: Jan 5, 2007, 11:06:04 AM
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

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"All those who wander are not lost."
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~MegalithicMason:iconMegalithicMason: Jan 2, 2007, 7:13:40 PM
I really like your trains!

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"Verum, sine mendacio, certum et verissimum: Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius, et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius, ad perpetranda miracula rei unius." (Emerald Tablet, 1541)
~Atlantica-digital:iconAtlantica-digital: Jan 2, 2007, 11:13:07 AM
Thank you for your words on my gallery. :aww:

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~Sidonius:iconSidonius: Jan 2, 2007, 6:36:05 AM
Tnx for :+fav: ! :D

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With your Hair of Flaming Roses
Your Kiss, Medusa's Touch
Turn Me To a Pillar of Salt
To Die Now Would Be Perfection
*yanhost:iconyanhost: Jan 1, 2007, 10:10:35 AM
i send you my best wishes for the new year! 2006 was a tough year for me but it seems that things will be better in 2007. I wish it will be great for you too!
~RaStKoRuZiC:iconRaStKoRuZiC: Dec 3, 2006, 4:10:35 PM Mood: Joy
Likewise, my freind! Continue with the beautiful photos!

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"All those who wander are not lost."
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*yanhost:iconyanhost: Nov 28, 2006, 6:25:14 AM
thanx for the add. glad to be your friend!!!
~craitnag-folley:iconcraitnag-folley: Nov 27, 2006, 8:10:22 AM
yea looks fantastic, don't know if i'll get my hands on a copy though. the record store up in BG has a good selection so they might have it.

things outside high school are fantastic. i love college.
~RaStKoRuZiC:iconRaStKoRuZiC: Nov 27, 2006, 6:13:55 AM
Heh heh, I'm glad to hear. Besides that, Rammstein have just released their newest DVD, Voelkerball. The thing is is that it was completely sold out a month before it was officially released! :meditate: Mine's on it's way! :)

So are things in your post-Bishop Watterson world? I hope all's well!

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"All those who wander are not lost."
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~craitnag-folley:iconcraitnag-folley: Nov 26, 2006, 9:06:13 PM
thank you for that link rastko. i got Rosenrot at half price books the other day. not bad.
~craitnag-folley:iconcraitnag-folley: Nov 26, 2006, 5:31:01 PM
how are you. i miss you
~RaStKoRuZiC:iconRaStKoRuZiC: Nov 26, 2006, 3:58:09 PM Mood: Amazed
Likewise friend!!!

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"All those who wander are not lost."
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~craitnag-folley:iconcraitnag-folley: Nov 21, 2006, 12:04:09 AM
happy thanksgiving rastko!
dee
~RaStKoRuZiC:iconRaStKoRuZiC: Nov 4, 2006, 11:38:09 AM
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"All those who wander are not lost."
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~vuk4:iconvuk4: Oct 19, 2006, 3:47:26 PM
Dobra galerija :clap: Nastavi sa dobrim radom :)

Pozdrav iz Srbije :beer:

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Death just takes a moment
Suffering is forever